1. IT Crowd forever

    (Source: patrickkingart, via dominicangirlfriend)


     


  2. "Do you still model?"

    "Am I still beautiful?"


     


  3. Sometimes when I tell a really big lie I think of it as an acting performance and depending on how well I tell the lie I mentally give myself an Oscar afterwards.


     


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  5. (Source: ocvxns, via ayeyoaunz)


     


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  7. aviloud:

    Aunjoli Jean Pierre for Fresh I Am shot in New York City

    (via ayeyoaunz)


     

  8. DUCK SAUCE

     

     

  9. (Source: heartcoma)


     


  10. The only thing worse than someone in the subway playing the guitar for money is someone in the subway playing a guitar they found for money.


     

  11. (Source: shitdisco, via spacegastly)


     

  12. The day my father died was the day I learned to fear. But fear does not define us. Our courage to fight back does. 
    I’ve seen Steelheart bleed. 
    And I will see him bleed again. 
    — Steelheart by Brandon Sanderson

    (Source: keladry)


     


  13. 10 years ago

    "Mom! There’s a spider in my room"

    "Um, that’s nice"

    "Do you want to see it?"

    "No! I’m fine!"

    "It’s okay mom I’ll bring it to you"

    "STAY IN YOUR ROOM JUST STAY IN YOUR ROOM!"


     


  14. gabracadabra:

    Out of all the trips to different states I have made in my twenty years of life, 33% of them occurred this weekend alone.

    The East Coast is strange and small.

    I prefer compact.


     


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